I heard from a Director at work that there was a players club supervisor that had a side business of spray tanning. This particular supervisor had just asked me for a favor, and I said sure, if we can arrange a trade… I told her I heard that she did this and would she be interested in spray tanning me. We made a deal. If only I had known how involved and awesome this experience would be – I totally got the better end of this deal.
She came to my apartment to set up. She pitches this standing pop up tent in my spare bathroom and unpacks her airbrush equipment. I had invited a co-worker over who wanted in on this and she and I awaited direction. We were handed a disposable thong and told that’s all we were to wear in the tent. This supervisor and I were about to reach a whole new level of intimacy. Meg and I changed into our “underwear” and put on robes. She chilled out in the living room while I went into the tent to bear it all.
I was sprayed with a fine mist several times over in various poses. Front, back, sides, head and neck. I was given strict instructions to not get wet for the next 8 hours – no lotions, no face washing, very sparingly hand washing. I would be okay to sleep in my bed since we still had a few hours to let it sink in.
This is a (very poor) picture of the tan line on my hip. You can see (sort of) how pasty I was and how quickly this works. And while the contrast is great, I don’t feel overtan. She did a great job of not going too dark since that wouldn’t match my tone, and would look very odd as today I looked like Casper the ghost.
I knew elaborate cooking would be out of the question since I couldn’t get my hands wet, I knew we would not be leaving the house, so I used the opportunity to make a new crock pot recipe for Meg and I for dinner. All I had to do was boil noodles at the last minute – in a pot I had thought ahead to fill with water.
I know it’s been a while since I’ve used the cookbooks. Tonight’s pick was Art of the Slow Cooker. It has more upscale slow cooker recipes than I have seen in other cookbooks. I thought an easy pick for tonight would be Sausage and Tomato Ragu with Pasta. A hearty meat sauce with some chopped vegetables sounded like an excellent dish to come home to – the best part of using your slow cooker is coming back to smells permeating your home.
There is the picture from the cookbook. I didn’t take any pictures of my actual dish. I did all of the prep work this morning and didn’t even think about getting out the camera.
The dish was great. Paired it with a side salad with a simple balsamic dressing and grape tomatoes and some crusty bread. Meg enjoyed it and I thought it was a very successful dish. The recipe said after trying it I may never go back to jarred sauce again. I can see that. I would look forward to playing around with this sauce to really own it – I think I’d add more garlic, or a pinch of red pepper flake. Oregano perhaps? I feel there was a spice missing. I’ll let you decide.
2 T olive oil
2 lbs mild italian sausage cut into 2 in. sections
2 medium onions, cut into 1/2 inch dice
2 celery ribs cut into half inch dice
2 large carrots, peeled and cut into half inch dice
4 cloves garlic, finely chopped
1 T fresh rosemary
pinch of ground allspice
1 tsp kosher salt
1/2 tsp pepper
1/4 cup flour
1 cup dry red wine
2 cups chicken or beef broth
1 28 oz can crushed tomatoes
1 15 oz can tomato sauce
1 pound short pasta, such as penne, ziti or rigatoni
HEAT the oil in a large deep skillet over medium-high heat. Brown the sausage on all sides, about two minutes per side, then transfer to slow cooker.
ADD the onions, celery, and carrots to the oil remaining in the skillet and saute until lightly browned, about four minutes. Add the garlic, rosemary, allspice, salt, and pepper and cook for another 30 seconds. Add the flour and stir until incorporated. Add the wine and bring to a boil. Add the broth, crushed tomatoes, and tomato sauce and stir to incorporate, scraping up any browned bits from the bottom of the pan to blend them with the sauce. Heat to simmering and pour over the sausages. Cover the cooker and cook for 8 – 10 hours on low.
COOK the pasta in rapidly boiling, lightly salted water until tender, about 10 minutes, drain and serve with the ragu.
Spray tanning and spaghetti. It was a good night. Two girls hanging out in bathrobes eating dinner, drinking wine and enjoying the cross breeze in the apartment. Good night.